35 Devilishly Funny Dad Memes for Strict Fathers Who Don't Go By 'Daddy'

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    Friend: Having two toddlers is a lot. You're so lucky you never have to go back to that stage. Me, with two teenagers who almost give me a heart attack every other day: THE DAD
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    Me, trying to think of a restaurant that will make both my 3-year-old and my wife happy THE DAD 14 80 U WE'LL GO SOMEWHERE WHERE THERE'S CHEESE.
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    Waking up for work the night after finally getting to game with your buddies It was worth it. Ca THE DAD
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    my wife, texting 1 more thing to get me, driving home from the grocery store THE DAD
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    When my 5-year-old asks my wife for a snack immediately after refusing to eat dinner because he's "hungry for good food" THE DAD W usa
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    What I say: It's so nice out today! You're not wasting it looking at screens. Let's do something fun outside instead! What my kids hear: THE DAD Right to Jail
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    My kid, after I refuse to let them have ice cream for breakfast and cake for dessert THE DAD Fine, I'm done with you. Don't speak to me until bedtime.
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    Me: If you want to ride your bike, you have to wear your helmet. 6yo: I am wearing my helmet Me: No, that's MY helmet. буо: E THE DAD
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    was reading to my son before bed and I thought something looked familiar and now ill never be able to see him any other way N
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    Me: Let's just leave earlier so we aren't late My wife and kids: BA THE DAD Yeah, that's not how time works
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    My toddler, anytime we play Restaurant: THE DAD Would you like to add extra cheese for only $198.00? Yes No
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    What I said: No, you can't, it's too dangerous to do flips off the couch. What my toddler hears: THE DAD LU Coward.
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    Dads only have three types of outfits: Formal, Casual, and Grill Master P THE DAD P
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    My kid, 10 seconds after saying that I'm too old for a snowball fight THE DAD
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    Showing my kids no mercy in the first snowball fight of the season THE DAD ma
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    "Ahhh, perfect day for some grilling" -Dads DET TI DAD
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    Blu LIGH My toddler, having juice after 7 PM THE DAD
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    My kid hearing the Cocomelon theme start playing THE DAN
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    Random person without kids: I heard boys are easier than girls. Parents of every boy: Hold my coffee. EVERY DAY COMFORT OU COTON COLLECTION HAS ARRIVED AND @cynicalparent Cynical Parent
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    Watching the kids whine and complain while shoveling the driveway 100 THE DAD
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    PEL THE DAD Toddler throwing a tantrum "Calm down, buddy Me
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    Trying to calculate exactly who my kid thinks he's talking to <lal + je-n], kultt Jaki AL (fig) JD. Sils Melk [me 1 21 dr2 2x [[Fighght ds f(s) - 12 T px - Σ f) sin Nr t THE DAD Gr Jany(a) Soy jom 2n41 I e-- 4% -/
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    My 5-year-old showing everyone how fast he can run in his new sneakers E THE DAD You know, I'm something of an athlete myself
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    How it feels punishing the kids by taking away screen time THE DAD
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    Trying to distract my toddler with a snack as they're winding up for an epic tantrum ΠΗ ΤΗΣ
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    The alphabet song be like LMNOP 9 HIJK FFG ABCD www. 7
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    My toddler, walking into the room drinking the juice I literally just told him he could not have THE DAD I have the best mom.
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    The kids coming back from their grandparent's TA EL THE DAD I must have drank me about 15 Dr. Peppers.
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    My Dad: Here's a job you can't mess up. Hold the ladder. Me: PINA CANIAC FUNK
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    Can I eat a snack? THE DAD I don't know, "can" you??? OTHER DADS
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    My wife and me: [quietly eating a snack in the kitchen] *our 12-year-old, who eats everything in sight walks by* My wife and me: Don't move X Maybe they'll go away EL THE DAD
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    Our 9-year-old: "Here are the reasons I should be allowed to get a phone..." My wife and me: T THE DAI
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    Dads when someone uses their driveway to turn around G THE BAD GR
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    Me: [trying to have a serious conversation with my kid] My kid: HE DAD I saw a Hawk today.
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    My last shred of sanity as my toddler opens a musical birthday present THE DAD

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